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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
Rick Grimes!!!!
VERSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
EDWARD RICHTOFEN!
BEGIN!
Rick-
So I hear you're the one that caused all these walkers
Creeping up on my peeps at night: call 'em stalkers
Theres no perkacolas in Atlanta
So you'll have to do with Fanta
And whatever Glenn bring home
He's like our Asian Santa
You're just a freak, borderline lack of sanity
I'll beat you like the Governer: shatter your vanity
I'd suggest running for cover
My only son killed his mother
I'm a badass and there's no other
No reviving you this time- bummer.
I don't need Jugg, naw I just need my revolver
I don't nee

Let it go - Spectacular six style for Once-Ler

Hiccup: I'm Hiccup, and I'm old.
I lived alone for so long
and you helped me belong
So I say let it go.

Jack Frost: You know me, I'm Jack,
Hicc, me and you made this pack,
And we really want you back
So I say let it go.

Rapunzel: Let it go
Let it go
You can easily move on.
Spirit of Nature, yes, you are,
Look, you came so far,
So start living your dream, pal
And just let it go!

Mavis: My name's Mavy and I'm a vamp!
You said I'm the first one who touched your heart,
And if you still want me there that night,
You need to let it go.

Merida: I'm Merida, and my rhymes are not the best,
But for you I'll rhyme like the rest,
And you easily passe

I punched you in the face (And you broke my arm)Chorus:
I punched you in the face
   I know it hurt
   Cause I punched you in the face
   And you broke my arm

Verses: We were walking in the park
It was very, very dark
You told my mom, you nark
I’ll ship you off on Noah’s ark
And you’ll stand out stark
As the dog will bark
And wake me in the dark
And I’ll be so mad

Chorus: So I’ll punch you in the face
You’ll say “Why did you do that?”
Cause I punched you in the face
And you broke my arm

Verses: I sat down in my chair
And I noticed your hair
It gave me such a scare
So I ran back to my lair
But you got me in this snare
But I

NickYou may often wonder
"Why do I put up with Nick?"
As you sit down to ponder
You realize his words have no kick

Who is he and how did he come?
Why must he continue to talk?
You question where is he from
And why he goes where none will walk

Surely, he must be mad
No student talks this loud
It is rather sad
The way he gets on your cloud

Still, he is unrepentant
All you know is the cold, hard truth
Like death or taxes, he is constant
It shall continue, even when he loses his youth

Mad world mirror pool

All around me are familiar ponies
All so crazy, all so crazy
Started out with just my good intentions
getting nowhere, getting nowhere

Ponyville is filling up with laughter
a disaster, a disaster
Dunk my head into a pool of mirrors
getting nearer, getting nearer

And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The copies I created, are far more than I had planned
I don't know how to tell you, don't think you'll understand
When pinkies run in numbers its a very, very
Mad world, mad world

All I sought was to have fun with my friends
Now its crazy, now its crazy
haven't got a clue, how to make amends
watch the paint dry, watch

Slenderman Parody Call me MaybeI threw a girl in a well

You’ll ask but I’ll never tell

I looked at you when you fell

And now I’m in your way

You’d trade your soul just to live

20 dollars I wont Kill

You weren’t looking for this

But now I’m in your way

Your stare was pleaden

Ripped arms blood was showin

Cold night it was freezen

Where you think your going human?

Hey I just met you

And this is crazy

But I have no face

So panic maybe

It’s hard to look right at me human

Cus I have no face so panic maybe

Hey I just met you

And this is crazy

But I have no face so panic maybe

And all the fan girls try to chase me

But

Piosenka o rzeczach c:Alleluja, bekon pada z drzew,
wkoło się rozchodzi kartoflany śpiew
tańczmy wszyscy, skaczmy cieszmy się
bo księżniczka Winda ciastem dzieli się
kupiliśmy budyń z czarnych lam,
i posmarowaliśmy kanapki wam
ale gdyby cegłą rozgnieść je,
spłonęły by w piekle, i skończyło się .3.

The Zombie SongHere's a zombie
There's a zombie
And another little zombie
Dancing zombie
Snorkel zombie
Zombie zombie plant

Zombie zombie
Conehead zombie
Ducky, digger, pogo zombie
Zombie zombie bungee zombie
Zombie zombie plant

Zombies in the garden
Zombies on the lawn
But I need a sunflower
Defending by the pawn
Zombies coming in my house
Think I've lost my brain
Now I'm a zombie too
I'm in so much pain

Have you ever seen a zombie,
Shoot a zombie
With a zombie
Zombie's zombie
Eat a zombie
Zombie zombie plant

What's a zombie
That's a zombie
Abercrombie
Moaning zombie
Bucket on a zombie
Yeti
Zombie zombie plant

We've stopped the zombies
They've halted

Queen National AnthemQueen National Anthem

I'm missing Bargin Hunt
What shall i have for lunch
Maybe some chips
do do do do

Who would I rather be
SpongeBob or Mr T
I want a butler space monkey
cause I'm the QUEEN!!

*applause*

PoPiPo challange...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIEUN01cyYg

I dare you guys to watch this for a whole hour....

Rick Roll'd *Ares cabin version*We're total strangers to love
We break the rules and we'll break you.
A toilet shower's what I'm thinking of
How about we just beat up, Micheal Yew
I just wanna hurt your feelings
There is nothing to understand
I'm always gonna beat you up
I'm always gonna let you down
I'm gonna make you run around then I'll shock you
Don't ever get in my way
Or I'll make you pay
And all you will see on your face is black and blue
You don't need to know us for long
Your body's aching, but
your too scared to report it
Inside we both know what goin on
I know the game, and I'm gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
I'm gonna make you to blind to see
I'm always gonna beat you up
I'm always gonna let you down
I'm gonna make you run around then I'll shock you
Don't ever get in my way
Or I'll make you pay
And all you will see on your face is black and blue
I'm always gonna beat you up
I'm always gonna let you down
I'm gonna make you run around then I'll shock you
Don't e

Drunken Queen RapDrunken Queen Rap

Starring, Written, Directed and Rapped by Russell Howard

*Speaking* Let's get wankered!!!!

"Hellooooo, I own all the swans in England. Lets have a singsong"

*Raps*
I wanna stop, collaborate and listen.
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Pull like a hawk come daily and nightly

Will it ever stop. Yo I don't know
Turn on the flow and I'll go
To the extreme
I wannna rap like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Dance when you're feeling dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
If you got a problem yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ

The Dangerous DamselLocked in that tower
For all those years
I felt without power
Everyday with tears

Waiting for my hero
I waited day and night
While the dragon down below
Filled my heart with fright

I could feel him on his way
I just knew he'd be there
Just a matter of days
I was in so much despair

With years passing and no knight
I began to lose hope and heart
That is until one night
I decided to play a different part

I wasn't going to wait any longer
But that dragon was fierce
I had to get much stronger
The dragon's hear I had to pierce

From a fallen old soldier
I borrowed his armor and sword
This battle would soon be over
I crept down without a word

I

Maniacal Laughter SongManiacal Laughter Song

Ha ha ha ha ha !
ho ho ho ho ho ho!
he he he hee!
tee hee!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
hohohohoho!
hahahahaaahaaahhaahaahahah!

hee hee hee!
ha ha ha !

haha!
haha he ho !
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
mwahhhaaahhhahahahahhahahahhhahahahahaahh!

ha ha ha !
Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
hahhahahahahaha!

hah hah !
Yahhhhhhhhhh hahhahahahahahaha!
mwahhhaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahah!
buachahaahahahahahahahahaha!

yeakkkkkhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahhhhhhh tee hee he!
hohohohohohohohohoohohohohohohohoh!
hahhahahahahhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
mmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa!
aha a

Dad I want you to knowDad I want you to know that I'll always still love you and even when your mad I'll still want to hug you.
You've come quite far in your 50 or so years, from drunkard to Christian overcoming my fears.

And in all of that time not ever did once, I ever say I hate you or that you're a dunce;
for though you were rude and nasty and mean and a pain in the ass like I've never quite seen, you've raised a great son who still loves his dad,
though all of the good and through all of the bad.
I love you dad, keep on being awesome.

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I don't want to lose you; scared I might.

Make your sacrifice today.
Will you hold me as you burn away?
Go now, and your ties will sever,
But your legend and memory will live forever.

You look at me and you've seen better.
They tied me down, in chains and fetters,
I know you love me out of sympathy.

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Some are too blind to see the truths from the lies.
Life is an oxymoron, death is release.
They can't see it, they won't open their eyes.

Manually blind to the world,
Eyes sewn shut by fear.
They refuse to see it,
Yet their ends draw near.

If only they could realise, perhaps they could be saved.
But instead they try to ignore their fate.
By the time their eyes are open and the truths hit home,
They can't be saved, it's far too less too late...

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ISIS - Prelude"Pray that your messiah will come... Pray now for hope is lost on you.
Face your damn reality, your end is far closer than you believe...
Live, for soon it will be too late.
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Hark The Herald Angels Sing?

by ~Yllek, Dec 21, 2004, 12:25:00 PM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Songs & Lyrics

I am the evil organ player
Come to steal your soul away
Store it in an open casket,
Cook it in a microwave.
Set the dial for an hour,
Add some yeast, and then some flour,
Cook until it's soul baked bread
Good to keep the children fed.

<CHORUS>
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Hark The Herald Angels Sing?by ~Yllek

Literature / Poetry / Humor / Songs & Lyrics

Simple... a little project.
In the School Carol service, I came with new lyrics to Hark the Herald Angels sing.
Only one verse though.
In your comments, add to it, add a Chorus, or another verse!

~Blank-Page-Emperor Dec 22, 2004

Heh, that's great.

I've always wanted to dress up like the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come and go carolling in my neighborhood.

Here's my first bit of material, man. *grins maniacally*

~horsegirljen10 Dec 21, 2004

wow....this is cool shit man.....(i feel out of it today, so i'm talking like a druggie/hippie. don't ask) urm...i can't remember the tune, so i couldn't make up a chorus for you...whoops (lol) anyway.....

~Yllek Dec 21, 2004 Writer

Oops. Messed that up and I can't edit it...

~horsegirljen10 Dec 21, 2004

yeah, i knew the song it went to, but my brain is kind of dead today, and i couldn't prosses that much information at once

~Yllek Dec 21, 2004 Writer

To the rhythmn of:

H<b/>ark the Herald Angels Sing
Glory to the newborn King

(Bold showing where the beat falls)

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