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System Log -- 006956-285System Access:~ S.Ryuki
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It was never meant to be this way. As I write this, our world of Caethyl wracks itself with cataclysms, every day new reports reach us of cities pulled under the oceans by mile-high waves, buried under layers of ash and rock as volcanoes erupt, or shattered to oblivion by horrifying lightning storms. It has been written for a long time that our world was upon the verge of destruction and that science was both cause and cure, yet the debates continued for too long; too much time was spent arguing who was the cause and not enough on how to sort it. Politics, in short, acted as the fan to the flames of our apocalypse.
Over the last two years, my team and I managed to hurriedly alter the recent Bioframe project and multiply it to a thousan
Beyond The Lunar Coil - 004It was mid afternoon and she had been on the run all day but had managed to sneak into a large warehouse in the Trade District, having made her way across the roofs of Old Town and to slip by the guards along the Inner Ring. She knew this warehouse well, she had once used it as a hideout long ago, before the city had been destroyed. There were ways in which it was useful that the city had been rebuilt near exactly to how it had been, it offered rare, yet useful, opportunities like these.
She leant back against the crate and took a bite out of one of the escal fruit she had liberated from a box further in that hadnt been secured shut properly, its sweet juices dribbling down her chin as she ate it. She mopped herself with her sleeve and licked her fingers before setting her head back against the crate and thinking.
She was pretty much stranded here, having crept in through a skylight and dropping a fair distance down onto the stock below. Shed have to find a way out of
Beyond the Lunar Coil - 003A beautiful sunrise, a new day welcomed in with a glorious show in the sky and a beautiful concerto sung from the mouths of the birds. The ruby sky dotted with silver clouds, the occasional flock of birds flying across the sun; Corteli smiled. Such beauty was a thing to be enjoyed, poor Jvaan never saw these things, she chuckled to herself quietly, he was still asleep in his dormitory, no doubt, fast asleep until the later hours of morning, missing out on this spectacle.
Still, he did look cute when he slept, a deep sleep that shed never have been able to wake him from; shed have been too captivated just sitting watching him, gazing as his chest rose and fell with every soft breath, every twitch of his muscles as he dreamed.
She often wondered what he dreamed of, but she never asked. To her, dreams were private things, visions of inner desires or private messages from the Gods. Dreams were something meant to be enjoyed alone, quietly celebrated or followed, not bragged abou
Beyond The Lunar Coil - 002A large figure hunched beneath a cowl slipped unnoticed through the streets of old town in spite of his size. He pressed himself against the corner of a house at the end of the street and checked around him before raising a giant gloved hand and gestured something to his companions down the street. Several more cowled figures, none as large as he, darted down the street, three of them holding a large sack between them, stopping just behind him as he then whirled out into the next street and crept along through the shadows cast by the walls of the buildings.
The moon was full tonight, and although this afforded good visibility to him, he knew this meant that he himself was more visible. He pressed up against a wall next to a large door and banged it three times with his hand. With a grinding squeal, the doors slid to the side and he ducked backwards through, his companions flitting from their cover and following him inside.
He stepped forward as the doors closed behind them and lowered
Beyond The Lunar Coil - 001The sun was warm and gentle, shining over Castelmaine having burnt away the mornings mist. He lay there on his back, his eyes closed and his golden hair spread out amongst the lush grass, smiling to himself, enjoying the sun and listening to the bustle of the city around him.
The courtyard wasnt particularly large, little more than a thirty yards square patch of well kept grass bordered in on three sides by the Scholariums grand stone walls that rose around him, the bell tower spiralling skyward on the northern wall, a giant crystal glinting from the top, and by a narrow marble pathway that wound through the Scholarium to the fourth side. Despite its size, the tower courtyard was frequented by scholars in their pristine robes between lectures and study sessions.
It made for quite the social area; the buzz of friendly conversation and academic debate over various magical theorems and experiments, still tranquil and separated from the noise of the city proper beyo
Pledge of the Blood RavenThe sun was hanging low in the evening sky as she stepped into the dusty city of Orgrimmar. The towers and buildings scattered around the valley edges dwarved her, truly an intimidating city; and although the structures were not beautiful or majestic as in Silvermoon, the place had an air of grandeur and power about it.
"So," she muttered to herself, "This is Orgrimmar..."
She smiled and shrugged her sword into a more comfortable position before heading off down into the valley itself, the walls rising around her, not in a claustrophobic manner, but more as if to protect her from the harsh environment outside. As she walked, her ears were buffeted by all manner of sounds, conversations between travelling adventurers talking of their latest exploits in distant lands, merchants flogging their wares out across the city, children playing in the streets.
She paused a moment, something of the rumours of Orgrimmar had made the thought of children something unusual. She knew there was an orpha
Do you want to know my secret?Box Friend? (Stab, stab,stab, stab, stab)
Do you want to know my secret? You should run in fear. I never see you anymore open this big door its like you've ran away. We used to play together but now we don't, I wish you would come and play. Do you want to know my secret? It doesn't have to be a secret. (Go away Jimmy) Fine then bye.
(Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab) Do you want to know my secret? Or hide all these bodies in the walls? I think your time is overdue, I've started stabbing all the pictures in the halls. (Where am I Toast?) It gets a little lonely all these empty skulls, just waiting to be let in. (Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.)
(Stab, stab, stab) Box Friend? Please I know your in there people are dying to meet you, they say "Don't kill me" and I'm trying to but I miss you just let me in. We only have each other, I'll wait for you. What are we going to do? Do you want to know my secret?
Scrouge vs. Tigerstar (SCRIPT)WARRIOR CAT RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whos this forest cat
Coming from clans of crap
Trying to diss me at rap
You smell like a rat
Beat you with a bat
This will be like a comic book
Cause you'll go like SPLAT
You've died two times
This will only be the third!
Like when the clans met me
I'm winning fo sure
I'm used to forest scum like you
I grew up in the cold city
The reason you challenged me
Is truly insanity
I conquered the forest
And I'll conquer you're city
You're acceptence to challenge
Makes me question you're sanity
They call me TIGER
My rhymes are killer
Fire that will burn you
I've killed so many cats
You can look it up on google
Call yourself sexy
Cause you're just a poodle
Use that aganist me
And I'll eat you like noodles
Cause all you are
Is a carcass of fan service
You're called a tiger because of a birth defect
And you get mad easily because you're just inbred
All of you're threats
Eat them allThe syrup shines bright on the waffles this dawn, not a berry to be seen. Its the kingdom of the waffles and it looks like I'm supreme. The fruit comes falling like the rain that falls in spring. Couldn't starve to death Papa knows I'd die. Don't let them know, don't let them see. Eat the waffles they always bring to me. Stash them good until next time. But now there found. Eat them all, eat them all. Can't hide them anymore. Eat them all, eat them all. Run away until your safe. I don't care what they think of me. Let them starve to death. I wasn't going to share with them anyway.
It's funny how all these waffles make everything seem dull, and the bears that once scared me can't scare me anymore. Its time to eat all that I want, every single waffle that I see. No Pa no Ma no rules for me I'm happy. Eat them all, eat them all. You'll never see me starve. Here I eat and here I'll stay. Let them starve to death.
Death Drives a Prius/Rise of the Smartcar MilitiaPlastic blows in my face
Paper up to my knees
Roseanne Barr is on the news
Running for our country
Fundamentalists holding up signs, saying that it’s god’s wrath
Some young asshole in a Hummer saying “I don’t give a crap”
Cigarette butts all over my shoe
Cans hit me in the gut
Battery acid everywhere
Al Gore says “this sucks”
Spontaneous combustion hitting trees like it’s the flu
Bushes, grasses, burning brighter, let’s face it, we’re doomed
Smart Car Militias
Come to clean the town
Trying to keep our
Ozone safe and sound
Smart Car Militias
It’s our saving grace
Saving us well, but still tacky as hell
Trying to save our fates
Death is driving a Prius
Dark purple with lots of tint
Says “Hey, I’m doing a helluva better job
Than you on the environment”
Iron, copper, scrap metal are new monopolies
‘Letric wires, broken glass all over just like fleas
Smart Car Militias
Less than you’d expect
Let It Go (Male version)Let It Go (Male version)*
*Twilight sparkle and the girls where just taking a nice walk through the forest*
Sunset Shimmer: Good idea, taking us for a nice walk through here Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Oh, um... thank you, sunset.
Twilight: It sure is beautiful.
*Then Pinkie Pie see's someone*
Pinkie Pie: Hey, look! It's Joshie!!!
*They all saw me just standing still and looking at the sky*
Applejack: Twi, what's yer boyfriend doin' out here?
Twilight: I'm not sure...
Me: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the king.
All 7 girls: Josh....?
Me: *Rock music started playing* The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried! Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good guy you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know! *Takes off shirt and throws it in the air
FUN-eral(Im pretty sure this is original....i got so bored and made this up....someone should make a YouTube video out of it eUe)
F IS FOR FUNGUS THAT GROWS IN THE BODY
U IS FOR UNDERTAKER
N IS FOR ANYWHERE ANYTIME AT ALL, DOWN HERE AT THE "FUN"-ERAL (funeral)
F IS FOR FIRE THAT KILLED ALL THE PEOPLE
U IS UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER
N IS FOR ANY WHERE ANYTIME AT ALL! DOWN HERE AT THE "FUN"- ERAL
HA-HA HA-HA HA HA! HA-HA HA-HA HA HA! HA-HA HA-HA HA HA HAAAAAA!
Melody by : Spongebob squarepants
Storyline from: Black Butler
Lyrics by: me
Ef It All (Parody of Let it Go)This is for all those who would rage in World of Tanks.
The snow falls lightly, in Himmseldorf tonight. All the carcass, could be seen...
A graveyard of my teammates, but its weird cuz, we're just teens.
The guns are firing, the battle rages hard...
Could not even win... MM knows I tried..
These loses brings us all to tears. Seeing I am paired with higher tiers. Can't win, can't pen, can't snipe them all. So screw you all~!!
Ef it all, ef it all. We're all on our deathbeds.
Ef it all, ef it all. All our higher tiers are dead!
I don't care, if my team sucks balls! You people are all noobs...you guys disappoint me in every way...
It's annoying how MM, makes everything much worse...
and this RNG is plaguing me like a curse...
My tank just drove into a ditch. Can't research that, it won't give me shit.
Finally good clans are with me...I WIN!!!!
Ef it all, ef it all. I see a plat of unicums.
Ef it all, ef it all...everybody good game lah!!
I don't care, if you want to die that bad. I'll jus
Note to SelfGo with the flow
Listen 'cause you've got to know
Haters, they be hatin'
Haters, they be fakin'
Hey, look at my attire
Stop, drop, and roll
Cause I'm on fire
Drench me with the water
But that doesn’t mean I falter
I'll keep going strong
Come on, it's on
Antarctian, PleaseYeah I know you want to be Antarctican please,
Even though it gets to below 0 degrees,
And we're kind of devoid of life and trees,
You better dress warm or you'll get a disease!
Yeah I know you want to be Antarctican please,
Penguin and seals swim in the blue,
While our scientists do research for you,
Did I mention we're a continent too?
Brits have got the Monarcy,
The U.S.has the money,
But I know that you want to be Antarctican!
The French have got the wine and cheese,
Koalas chill with the Aussies,
But I know that you want to be Antarctican!
Hark The Herald Angels Sing?I am the evil organ player
Come to steal your soul away
Store it in an open casket,
Cook it in a microwave.
Set the dial for an hour,
Add some yeast, and then some flour,
Cook until it's soul baked bread
Good to keep the children fed.
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Additional Verses Yet To Be Added
if you need help making it through the dayremember:
The Coffee GodThe Coffee God behind the counter shuffles foot to foot, a dance of steam and espresso. Black painted fingernails, inch gauged ears and a gray striped sweatshirt, hood crooked on his back. There's a cigarette tucked behind one ear; it bobs and twitches with each step.
“Non-fat caramel latte,” he calls, just as he always does, part of a spell, part of a mantra, toneless (just a tuck at the end). I reach. He looks up.
The espresso maker hisses.
There's something like a grin, something like a spark, something like a shared secret linked eye to eye. When he passes over the drink (rough cardboard sleeve hot to the touch), he lingers. Our fingers brush, a shiver, a jolt, a ten-watt shock.
The Coffee God tilts his chin, shouts, “Hey, mind if I take my break now?”
and ducks around the counter without waiting for a reply.
He slips his cigarette between his lips without taking his eyes from mine. I follow him out the door.
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